So glad you’ve joined us. You really impressed in the interview. Your passion and commitment really came through. You’ll be a great fit, I’m sure. Now we’ve got all the admin stuff out of the way, you’ve got your equipment to take home, you’re ready to get set up…. There’s just one more thing we need to, erm… discuss. You signed the NCA, of course. But clearly from your interview you have things you want to do. I get it. The agreement says “No Campaigning”, but that covers company campaigning. A group of us meet, er… “socially”, if you’re interested.