In case you’re wondering who this funny old bloke is, I’m the one who comes on late at night and plays records made by sulky Belgian art students in basements dying of TB. Listening on mobile? don’t worry: somebody tried to tell me that CDs are better than vinyl because they don’t have any surface noise. I said, “Listen, mate, *life* has surface noise. I’ve gotta say: I think a lot of the stuff I’m playing now is crap, but never forget: Teenage dreams are hard to beat, and remember, I never make stupid mistakes, only very, very clever ones.