We’ve been friends since Ms Babbage’s class. She said it was for a project but I think it was a bit of social engineering. Get him to make a friend. Anyway it worked. We’ve been mates ever since. We’ve liked the same bands and then both realised they were crap. We’ve signed the same petitions and made memes together when we were really angry. We did fall out once when it didn’t like a new girlfriend and said so. Turns out that it was right. You know when you have a real friend when they tell you the unpleasant truths.