Look, it’s not me demanding this. It’s them. They’re sitting at their dinner table and their kids are showing them the latest thing they’ve cobbled together on the their laptop with a few prompts and then they’re on the phone to me yelling the C word. No I don’t know what it means either but they’re in no mood for a philosophical discussion. If another one quotes Justice Stewart’s “I know it when I see it” I’m going to scream. Don’t start with that “talent crisis” nonsense, you’ve got the budget: get the talent or reprogramme the talent we have.