When you find out you’re expecting, you’re overwhelmed by worries big and small: how do you feed a baby? Change them? Bath them? What if he grows up to be a fascist or not stand their round in the pub? And then there are the logistical worries: decorating the house, reconfiguring the smart home network’s sensors. And then there’s getting their name onto the right waiting lists. School will be upon us before we know it. And of course their network kicks in well before that. As parents it’s our job to make sure their membership is ready to go.