Dear Mum. Don’t worry, I’m here. I told you it would be OK. I was right about this place. It’s amazing. The decorations are crazy, they look so good on camera. There’s mad furniture, a gym and I get to pick how my room looks and they just sort it. And the equipment? There’s stuff here even I don’t know what it does – but you should see the results – of course you can! You do follow me don’t you (tee hee!). The other guys are great. We all help each other. And Mr Fagin is soooo nice. Love you! T.