They were biased of course. All parents are. They told tales of when she’d responded to the holograms over her crib. “You could see that she was creative,” they said. “We knew we had to nurture that.” And they did. Investment they called it. No expense spared. The took out subscriptions to the best feeds for inspiration. They found creative play groups and pre-school parent and toddler classes. Her room – indeed most of the house was covered in her pictures. But now it was time to pick. They searched the league tables. Which school had the latest updated versions?