It’s perfect for me. I know the brand: the Claws battle; the Post Malone votes; the Social Club heritage. I can give you metrics on “Your taste buds notice…” It’s all to hand. I’m a mine of information. But not just Bud knowledge. I collect memes: the classics “All Your Base Are Belong to Us”, “Dancing Baby”, that new Trump one… you’ve not seen it? I’m always watching. And I make them, fast. Feed me a story, go on! This job is made for me. I can pass for 21, create an avatar for the interview. I’ll call myself Turing.