Author: What if..?

Dispatch from an advertising future #42

https://www.thedrum.com/news/2020/01/27/ee-marries-high-fashion-and-hi-tech-bafta-showpiece https://www.campaignlive.co.uk/article/chelsea-fc-unveils-three-next-shirt-sponsor/1671909 The team ran onto the pitch: home team in white; away in green. He raised his phone in salute as the crowd got to its feet. The kit lit up with travel brands’ logos and the offer ad swept across the players as they stood for the anthems. His adblocker usually stopped trackers … [Read more…]

Dispatch from an advertising future #41

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-01-18/amazon-plans-terminals-which-allow-payments-by-wave-of-hand-dj She paid and took their coffees. It always felt religious. A laying on of hands, she thought. She was prevaricating. A deep breath and she turned from the counter. This was no big deal. Look he was smiling. She smiled back. That sent the right signals. She was cool, in control. She put the … [Read more…]

Dispatch from an advertising future #40

https://www.adweek.com/retail/experiences-future-retail-las-vegas-complex-area51-test/ I mean really, they should get a life. They’re there almost every day. They dress up to go. They’re always arranging to go there. They meet their friends. Their Instagram is full of it. I suggested going out on Friday after school and what did they want to do? Go to the Mall. When … [Read more…]

Dispatch from an advertising future #39

https://www.adweek.com/digital/why-ces-has-become-a-must-do-for-marketers-and-agencies/ Memo to all staff. This was a very disappointing CES. We failed to win any of the major Advertising Awards and were too slow with Technsponsive Advertising (™). Our tech-centric entries showcased technologies brilliantly (and sometimes even worked for our brands). To fail to be recognised for that focus is disappointing. The real failure … [Read more…]

Dispatch from an advertising future #38

https://www.thedrum.com/news/2019/12/10/maurice-saatchi-leads-director-exodus-mc-saatchi-amid-financial-turmoil The industry woke to news that Roy Batty has ‘retired’ from Eliza, the agency he co-founded. Eliza has been in the news as clients and the authorities sought to unpick its complex billing arrangements and the opaque financial instruments that made it so influential. Eliza was the first agency to use AI to manage … [Read more…]

Dispatch from an advertising future #37

https://www.technologyreview.com/s/614863/why-kids-dont-trust-alexa/ Dear Parent Voice teaching assistants have been in our classrooms for some time, helping your children with maths, history and the new gamified PE. I think you’ll agree these extra classroom resources have benefited your children as well as our budget. As children encounter Voice outside school: while travelling, playing and, as our partner … [Read more…]

Dispatch from an advertising future #35

Amnesty International latest to slam surveillance giants Facebook and Google as “incompatible” with human rights The protest had spilled over into the election. The activists had got the passive to act. Candidates who echoed the activists’ demands were sweeping into power. The demands had gone mainstream. Online and offline had blurred as the activists had … [Read more…]

Dispatch from an advertising future #34

https://www.technologyreview.com/2019/11/15/238341/privacy-pew-research-data-collection-big-tech-facebook-google-apple/ She’d stayed longer than planned. It was dark. She could wait until someone was heading her way but why couldn’t she walk her own streets alone? She could call a driverless but it was a nice evening. She made her excuses and as the cold air hit her, she tapped her earpiece: “OK, WatchMe,” … [Read more…]