speculations

Dispatch from an advertising future #91

https://techcrunch.com/2020/08/26/spotify-is-developing-a-virtual-events-feature/https://www.adweek.com/retail/spotify-created-an-ai-powered-avatar-of-the-weeknd-for-a-personalized-listening-experience/ She’d seen them “real live” in The Before and been “at their v-gigs” three times since. Through the right interface they were good. The 4D headset had made her sick but maybe that was the dancing. A good screen and binaurals worked. And she liked the YouHad2BThere (™)… Read the rest

Dispatch from an advertising future #90

https://www.engadget.com/amazon-ar-shopping-furniture-home-decor-171005257.html This was the last place on their list. The advert said ‘apartment’. Bearing in mind how much time she’d spend in it, with most university activities in a “blended environment”, she preferred the English word ‘flat’. It seemed to sum up the dull, lifeless couple of rooms. They looked… Read the rest

Dispatch from an advertising future #89

https://www.campaignlive.co.uk/article/facebook-set-launch-news-service-uk/1692644 He nudged the controls and took another sip from his pint. His hackcam drone hovered on the court steps part of the news swarm. His question sounded through the speakers,and appeared on the PR’s tablet. The soundbite came through just as the celebrity said it. He worked in some… Read the rest

Dispatch from an advertising future #88

https://voicebot.ai/2020/08/24/facebook-shares-software-to-teach-robots-how-to-navigate-by-sound/ He wasn’t lazy. After a hard day at the kitchen table, he deserved some downtime, and besides The Owl (™) made the house safer. Noises from the baby’s room? Silently pop in and check. Delivery at the door? Hover over, unlock and take the parcel – socially distanced delivery.… Read the rest

Dispatch from an advertising future #87

https://www.warc.com/newsandopinion/news/new-brand-opportunities-in-the-domestic-space/44011 They’d always been into home improvement, houseproud. Now they were hubproud. When the firm joined Office 2.0, they took their grants to remake the space: hubwork spaces for them; hubschool space for Charlie and hubhome spaces for what was left of the day. And as the partnership deals were… Read the rest

Dispatch from an advertising future #86

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2020/aug/20/the-rolling-stones-to-open-flagship-uk-shop-in-september https://www.warc.com/newsandopinion/news/uk-subcultures-are-alive-and-well/43997 The smartdrives were lined up in what had once been a motorway service station. Others joined the end as the lead set off through the night. A convoy on the edge of legality. There wasn’t the usual transit messaging: the old CB radio jokes, the chat. They always… Read the rest

Dispatch from an advertising future #85

https://www.adweek.com/brand-marketing/bud-light-seltzer-search-first-chief-meme-officer/ It’s perfect for me. I know the brand: the Claws battle; the Post Malone votes; the Social Club heritage. I can give you metrics on “Your taste buds notice…” It’s all to hand. I’m a mine of information. But not just Bud knowledge. I collect memes: the classics “All… Read the rest

Dispatch from an advertising future #83

https://voicebot.ai/2020/08/17/apple-patents-context-sensitive-hearable-technology/ The music dimmed as she waited for the selfdrives to pass, electric silence retuned as bicycle bells – her chosen option. She pushed the buggy past the store. SmartShuffle (™) reordered tracks that were also in her workout playlist up the queue. She glanced at the latest athletech clothing… Read the rest

Dispatch from an advertising future #82

https://newatlas.com/computers/parolees-tracked-artificial-intelligence-prevent-recidivism/ Talent is back in demand again and you’re back worrying about your best people leaving, and understanding why? With Churn (™) we give you hard data to work with. Integrate Churn (™) into your wellness programme (we work with all the major wearable platforms) and we’ll tell you when… Read the rest